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love letter form bollywood 2.हेच तर खरं प्रेम असतं.

2011-05-30T10:43:00.000-07:00

Dear My Sapno Ki Rani,
KYA KEHNA the first time I saw you, I asked my self HUM APKE HAIN KAUN , feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI so I decided to forward you a PUKAR from DIL SE . I thought that by the way HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA ¦so with my DIL TO PAGAL HAI , I dream to be your HERO No.1 and I’ll make you my BIWI No.1 . You might think that I am fooling you as BADAL but remember JHOOT BOLE KAWA KATE . Please JANAM SAMJA KARO that PYAAR KOHI KHEL NAHIN and I admit that DIL DE CHUKE SANAM . I trust AAP MERE HAI SANAM . I believe that HUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN for HAMESHA . Remember J AB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI why not AA ABH LAUT CHALEIN and you can come SAAJAN KI BAHON ME I . There is SIRF TUM in my life. If you say YES BOSS , then I will become your JORU KA GULAM . Dont worry be happy, DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA because DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE .
KAHO NA PYAR HAI , MERE SANAM .
Yours Sincerely,
DEEWANA MASTANA.
She Replied……..

Dear Deewana Mastana,
Thank you for your love letter. However I feel HADH KUR DI AAPNE for HUM APKE HAI KAUN ? DIL CHAHTA HAI , I should tell you I think you are a JAANWAR and a SHREE 420 ! I have to tell you I know your MOHABBATEIN are false. How dare you look at me you COOLIE No.1 ! if you were here in front of me I’d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these YAADEIN . You said KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI every time you think of me but I know you feel HASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE to every girl you see. RAM JAANE what I would do to you if I catch you. If you have any KHAUF you will feel DARR from me. You are a KUNWARA leading a RANGEELA lifestyle, with friends saying CHAL MERE BHAI spending all your nights on the SADAK . I am sure the SHOLAY in your heart you say burn for me is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking. Describing yourself as BAADSHAH and HIMMUTVAAR , you sound like JUNGLI to me. You say you want to make me your BIWI No. 1 however I say you lack INSANIYAAT ! I cant believe you think I’ll turn to you and say KAHO NA PYAR HAI ! I’d much rather kiss a BICHOO than go near you! Any of AMER AKBAR ANTHONY would be better suited to me than you. DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE you said but I say your DIL TO PAGAL HAI . Don’t you realize that ANDAZ APNA APNA and that their cant be no EK RISHTA between us. We are like a MOHRA in the game of life and its always KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM . The open FIZA with its changing weather is testament to that so please leave it as AKELE HUM AKELETUM . Besides I’m already engaged to a guy with ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN . He’s no KHAL NAYAK like you.. And he’s my real HERO , my real JIVAN SAATHI . And with him I really know YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE and there can be no space in my ZINDAGI for anyone but him. You’ll only end up causing an AFLATOON because he’s a MAJOR SAHAB in the Army working on the BORDER and he’ll MURDER you if he finds out so save yourself from becoming the foundations of a DEEWAR and leave me alone.

Yours Faithfully,
GHAR WALI BHAHAR WALI

खूबसूरत है वो

2011-05-30T10:40:00.003-07:00

खूबसूरत है वो मुस्कान जो दूसरों की खुशी देख कर खिल जाए,

खूबसूरत है वो दिल जो किसी के दुख मे शामिल हो जाए,

खूबसूरत है वो जज़बात जो दूसरो की भावनाओं को समज जाए,

खूबसूरत है वो एहसास जिस मे प्यार की मिठास हो जाए,

खूबसूरत है वो बातें जिनमे शामिल हों दोस्ती और प्यार की किस्से,

कहानियाँ,

खूबसूरत है वो आँखे जिनमे किसी के खूबसूरत ख्वाब समा जाए,

खूबसूरत है वो हाथ जो किसी के लिए मुश्किल के वक्त सहारा बन जाए,

खूबसूरत है वो सोच जिस मैं किसी कि सारी ख़ुशी झुप जाए,

खूबसूरत है वो दामन जो दुनिया से किसी के गमो को छुपा जाए,

खूबसूरत है वो किसी के आँखों के आसूँ जो किसी के ग़म मे बह जाए

इबरत

2011-05-30T10:40:00.001-07:00

दिल का रिश्ता अजीब होता है

दूर है जो, करीब होता है।

तन्हा रातों में चाँद भी तनहा

हिज्र का भी नसीब होता है।

जानो दिल से जिसे भी चाहोगे

खुलूसे दिल का रक़ीब होता है।

देख लेगा बिना बहे आँसू

माँ का दिल भी अजीब होता है।

शाख़े-गुल आँधियों में टूटेगी

सबका अपना सलीब होता है।

ख्वाब में रोटियाँ ही दिखती हैं

आदमी जब ग़रीब होता है।

यूँ तो दिखता नहीं है वो 'इबरत'

फिर भी मेरे क़रीब होता है।

chhod kar chal diye

2011-05-30T10:39:00.005-07:00

Tum Yaad Na Aaya Karo...

Mujhko Yun satayaa na karo...

Khwaab thi agar, To Haqeekat kyun Bani

Mere liye tum Bewafaa kyun bani...

Kya yahi Teri Haqeekat hai,

Ke tu kisi aur ki zarurat hai...

Nadaan thi agar to kyun badhaya kadam

Kyun Sath diya tumne, Mera Hardam...

Aankhon se dil ka Rishta ho chuka hai,

Nindon mein Sirf, Tera Khwaab bas chuka hai...

Tum hoti ho to, Zakhm deti ho,

Tum nahi hoti ho to, Dard deti ho...

Zindagi mein bas aur koi kaam nahi,

Tumhaare siwa lab par aur koi naam nahi...

Kya khata hui, tumse Ae janeman

Kyun chhod kar chal diye hamein is tarah betaab.

pyar me

2011-05-30T10:39:00.003-07:00

Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon

Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye

Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai

Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi

Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai

Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai

Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali

Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali

Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam,

Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai

Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag

Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi

Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay

Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain

Saamne baithe raho dil ko qaraar aa'aegaa

Jitnaa dekhenge tumheiN utnaa hi pyaar aa'aegaa

Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai

Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai

Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi

Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho

Dil ki bechaen umangon pe karam farmaao

Itna ruk ruk ke chalogi to qayamat hogi

Raat Ko Jalte Diye bhi Din mai Bujh jaya Karte Hai

Aur ek hum hain jo ki Tere Pyar Me Din Raat Jala Karte Hai

fanna karde

2011-05-30T10:39:00.001-07:00

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,

Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.

Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,

Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.

Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,

Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.

Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,

Use Utna Kareeb Karde.

Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,

To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde

Difference

2011-05-30T10:38:00.001-07:00

What A Difference na?
Girl 1: I am in love
girl2:who is he??
girl3:how he looks?
girl4:wat color?
girl5:how tall is he??
girl6:wat is he doing?
girl7:who r his frnds?

Boy1: I am in luv
boy2:bhawa party
boy3:bhawa party
boy4:bhawa party
boy5:bhawa party
boy6:bhawa party
boy7:bhawa party:-)

bakwas

2011-05-30T10:37:00.003-07:00

अंडा तो सफ़ेद होता है ,,

सफ़ेद तो दूध भी होता है ,,

दूध तो भैस देती है ,,

भैस तो काली होती है ,,

काला तो बंगाली भी होता है ,,

बंगाली तो पान खाता है ,,

पान तो लाल होता है ,,

लाल तो गुलाब भी होता है ,,

गुलाब में तो कांटे होते है ,,

कांटे तो मछली में भी होते है ,,

मछली तो जल की रानी है ,,

एक रानी तो बोलिवूड में भी है ,,

बोलिवूड में तो अमिताभ भी है ,,

अमिताभ तो लम्बा है ,,

लम्बा तो ये मेसेज भी है ,,

लेकिन मुझे तो दिमाग खाना था ,,

खा लिया .....

अब तुम खाओ किसी और का दिमाग .................

हा ... हा ... हा .... हा

waqt nahi

2011-05-30T10:37:00.001-07:00

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,

Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.

Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,

Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,

Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.

Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,

Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,

Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.

Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,

Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,

Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.

Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,

Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,

Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,

Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

dil tadpaata ha

2011-05-30T10:36:00.001-07:00

Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tadpaata hai

woh tera paas na hona bohat mujh ko rulaata hai

woh mera teri aankhon ke samandar main uttar jaana

aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaana

teri awaaz ke saher se na nikal paana

tujh ko dekhna aur be-khudi se dekhte jaana

bohat chaha in guzre hue lamhon ko na sochoon

na teri yaad main reh ke tere saath ka sochoon

bhoola doon saari yaadon ko ke jin se Dil tarapta hai

ke jin se tais utth ti hai ke jin se dard hota hai

magar jab raat aati hai to teri yaad aati hai

tere hi khuwaab hote hain teri hi baat hoti hai

to tay paaya ab mumkin nahi tujh ko bhoola dena

teri yaad main rehna tujhe hi sochte rehna

tujhe jab yaad karte hain to Dil apna tarapta hai

woh tera paas na hona bohat mehsoos hota hai

hum palken bichaye bethe hain

2011-05-30T10:35:00.003-07:00

Din raat gawaye bethe hain,duniya ko sataye bethe hain

sab chor ke teri chahat mein hum khud ko bhoolaye bethe hain

jab rooth ke yun tum jaate ho, hamen pal pal tum tarpaate ho

inn jheel si gehri aankhon mein,hum aansoo sajaye bethe hain

mana ke khata hui hai humse,per tum ko ijazat hai dil se

jo chaho saza de do hum ko,hum ser ko jhukaye bethe hain

tum reh sakte ho mere bina

mujhe phir bhi itna hai kehna

tum lot ke jaldi aajana

hum palken bichaye bethe hain.

आरजुओं को दरगोर कर दिया!

2011-05-30T10:35:00.001-07:00

दामन को आंसुओ से सराबोर कर दिया,

उसने मेरे इरादे को कमज़ोर कर दिया!

बारिश हुए तो झूम के सब नाचने लगे,

मौसम ने पेड़-पौधों को भी मोर कर दिया!

मैं वो दिया हूँ जिससे लरज़ती है अब हवा,

आँधी ने छेड़-छेड़ के मुँहज़ोर कर दिया!

इज़हार-ए-इश्क़ ग़ैर-ज़रूरी था ,

आपने तशरीह कर के शेर को कमज़ोर कर दिया!

उसके हसब-नसब पे कोई शक़ नहीं मगर,

उसको मुशायरों ने ग़ज़ल-चोर कर दिया!

उसने भी मुझको क़िस्से की सूरत भुला दिया,

मैंने भी आरजुओं को दरगोर कर दिया

Dil soch Ka pinjra hai

2011-01-29T03:50:00.000-08:00

dil soch ka pinjra hai
ik bar hi khulta hai

dil piyar ka sauda hai
ik bar hi hota hai

dil yad ka badal hai
bewaqt barasta hai

dil piyar ka bhooka hai
apnon ko tarasta hai

dil piyar ka darya hai
seene men machalta hai

dil barf ka tukda hai
jamta na pighalta hai

dil sham ka tara hai
ankhon main chamakta hai

dil hijar ka pathar hai
nazron main khatakta hai

dil piyas ka sehra hai
barish ko tarasta hai

dil dard ka tukra hai
seenay main dharakta hai

Boy Without Arms

2010-12-01T03:08:00.001-08:00

Just imagine that what life would be like with a missing body part? And guess imagine not having both your hands, you can see photo graphs of little boy who manages to do a whole lot of things even without hands. He can do his all daily activities properly without his hands…

tere ishq me jiye ham

2010-11-30T03:53:00.001-08:00

tere ishq me jiye ham

tere ishq me mare ham
bas ye dua he rab se
ki wafaye hi kare ham
na gila he koi tujh se
na he koi shikayat
ye dua he ab to rab se
bas tu hame hi chahe
tujhe dil hi dil me chaha
na bataya ham ne tujhse
taa umr tujh ko chaha
na huwe - door - tujhse
ye waada aaj tujh se
ke wafaa karenge tujhse

Let Me Love You

2010-11-30T03:44:00.001-08:00

Beauty isn't the word

The more I try think of the right one, my mind just blurs..

You seem like you need help

You seem so alone

My heart just cracks

seeing you look sad..

Let me kiss your cheek

So you can feel unique

To warm your heart

I won't ever let you fall apart..

Let me make you feel like every thing's a dream

Because I see you everynight in mine..

I want to take care of you

I believe it's what I'm here to do..

Let me make all of your dreams come true

Let me LOVE you..

Snake massage

2010-11-30T03:41:00.000-08:00

Snake massage is becoming popular in spas around the globe - England, Israel, Asia.
One treatment costs over $70.

WWF for Nature

2010-11-30T03:38:00.001-08:00

Missing Husband....

2010-11-30T03:37:00.001-08:00

Missing Husband

_{A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:}
_{Woman: I lost my husband}_{Inspector: What is his height} _{Woman: I never noticed} _{Inspector: Slim or healthy} _{Woman Not slim can be healthy} _{Inspector: Color of eyes} _{Woman: Never noticed} _{Inspector: Color of hair} _{Woman: Should be black} _{Inspector: What was he wearing} _{Woman: I don't remember exactly} _{Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????}_{Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.}

_{The woman started crying}_Inspector:_{Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!!}

__._,_.___

A Lover's Prayer

2010-11-30T03:33:00.001-08:00

The MUD

I will always show You that I love you.

and give the best of me I can

I will always be there to comfort you

and try to protect you from all harm

with everything who I am

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I will always open up my heart to you

and be not only your lover but your best friend

I will always be someone who you can talk to

and when it is needed just listen as

I'll be the one whom you can always depend.

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I will always give you my strength

if you ever feel that you are not strong

I will always try to do my utmost

and support you in every way I know how

to right anything that has gone wrong.

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I will always accept you for who are

and love you unconditionally

I will always try to make you feel good about yourself

and make you feel needed and important

as someone who means the world to me

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Itni Pyari Dosti Kabhi Itefaq Nahi Hoti !!

2010-11-30T03:32:00.001-08:00

Jindgi Har Pal Khas Nahi Hoti

Phulo Ki Khusbu Hamesa Pass Nahi Hoti

Milna Meri Taqdir Me Likha Tha Varna

Itni Pyari Dosti Kabhi Itefaq Nahi Hoti !!

Love Bade Sharart Ka Anjam Hai Dosti

Kahu Uski Har Rishto Ka Paigam Hai Dosti

Din Rat Masti Ka Naam Hai Dosti

Lekin Aapke Msg Bina Bejan Hai Dosti !!

Kyu Mushkilo Me Sath Dete He Dost

Kyu Gamko Baat Lete He Dost

Na Rishta Khun Ka Na Riwaj Se

Bandha Hai Fir Bhi Zindgi Bhar Sath Dete He Dost !!

Kehte Hai Har Baat Kisi Ko Kahi Nahi Jati

Apno Ko Bhi Batai Nahi Jati Par Dost To

Dil Ka"Aaina" Hota Hai Or Aaine Se "Surat"Chupaai Nahi Jati !!

Thodi Shararat Thodi Ruswaai,

Bahut Sara Apnapan Thodi Ladai.

Na Ho Faasle Kabhi Na Kabhi Duri,

Bas Isi Tarha Dosti Me Mit Jaye Zindgi Puri !!

Agar Jawab Dogi To Baat Karenge!

Nahi Dogi To Intezar Karenge!

Dosti Ki Hai Aapse Isliye Marte Dam Tak,

Aap Ko Har Pal Yaad Karenge !!

The Amazing Cucumber

2010-11-30T03:29:00.001-08:00

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!

6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explorers for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!

10. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber will react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown to reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.

11. Just finished a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemcials will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.

12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but it won't leave streaks and won't harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.

13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside o f the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!

Beautiful Flowers are healing light for the heart

2010-11-30T03:24:00.001-08:00

Germany Riverside

2010-09-11T09:51:00.001-07:00

Electric Bycycles

2010-09-11T09:47:00.001-07:00

There are so many types of bicycles to be rages in time.we are left with no option but to head back to the bicycles. This bicycle is easy to use in traffic and the only lack is some speed that makes them a viable option for a daily commute to the office, this bicycle manufacturer are trying to make them fast and make relaxing with the addition of electric motors. There electrical bikes can make the streets of the future green, silent and ecofriendly.